Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket.
Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world.
Yo mama's so fat, she was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes.
Yo mama's so fat, she wears a hula-hoop for a belly-button ring.
Yo mama's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper.
Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each time zone.
Yo mama's so fat, she wears an asteroid belt.
Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.
Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.
Yo mama's so fat, she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy.
Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.
Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount.
Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got her own zip code.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo mama's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American.
Yo mama's so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit.
Yo mama's so fat, she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"
Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama's so fat, she's taller lying down.
Yo mama's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
Yo mama's so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.
Yo mama's so fat, the earth orbits around her instead of the sun.
Yo mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign.
Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Jordache jeans is real.
Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.
Yo mama's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms.
Yo mama's so fat, the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
Yo mama's so fat, they call her "Big Fat Ho."
Yo mama's so fat, they changed my Physics book to say "What goes up must come down, except Yo mama."
Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World.
Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo mama's so fat, they had to install speed bumps at the all-u-can-eat buffet.
Yo mama's so fat, they have to run a relay race to get her belt through her belt loops.
Yo mama's so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.
Yo mama's so fat, we're inside her right now.
Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the light bulb.
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Yo mama's so fat, when I have sex with her I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in.
Yo mama's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to fuck her I didn't know if I was hitting the hole or a roll.
Yo mama's so fat, when I was done I rolled over, over again, and I was still on top of the bitch.