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Yo mama's so fat, I had to roll over twice to get off
of her.
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her
good side.
Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama's so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7,
and 8.
Yo mama's so fat, I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA,
he'd seen her too.
Yo mama's so fat, I shot the bitch and Crisco came out.
Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word
for it!
Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound
test!
Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group
insurance!
Yo mama's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet.
Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.
Yo mama's so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.
Yo mama's so fat, I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ass.
Yo mama's so fat, Jenny Craig did a credit check.
Yo mama's so fat, last time she went to Sea World Shamu got a hard on.
Yo mama's so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone
layer.
Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her.
Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back.
Yo mama's so fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747.
Yo mama's so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out.
Yo mama's so fat, one day when she got in a fight the person fighting her
got lost in her.
Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a triet... She be like "What
y'all eating? I'll try it!"
Yo mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.
Yo mama's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.
Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't
change.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't just work one corner, she has to work all four.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't lose weight, only find it.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds
without getting called for a key violation.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't tie her own shoes.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Daisy Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.
Yo mama's so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not lose
weight.
Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.
Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.
Yo mama's so fat, she don't eat Wheat Thins, she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama's so fat, she don't know whether she's walking or rolling.
Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F,
G-String.
Yo mama's so fat, she eats biscuits like tic tacs.
Yo mama's so fat, she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.
Yo mama's so fat, she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles.
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled "Land Ho!"
Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the
water.
Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and
oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
Yo mama's so fat, she gets her toenails painted at Earl Schieb's.
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