Yo mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid,"
she comes crashing through the wall.
Yo mama's so fat, when it says all-u-can-eat it still ain't enough.
Yo mama's so fat, when my dog went to fuck her he had to peel too many fat
rolls and said "Fuck It."
Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got
the part as the big rolling ball.
Yo mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps.
Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said
"Sorry, we don't do curtains."
Yo mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo mama's so fat, when she comes down the stairs she measures on the Richter
scale.
Yo mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fart the whole planet came out.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell down the stairs, she rocked herself asleep
trying to get up again.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fills up the tub, she fills up the tub.
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets out of the car, she leaves stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she
gets an estimate.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she even orders "Thank You,
Come Again."
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach, little kids yell "Free Willy,
Free Willy."
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks
"Where can I try that on?"
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got on the bus she turned it into a low rider.
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help.
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is
clear."
Yo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave
her a dinosaur.
Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave
her the key to the store.
Yo mama's so fat, when she played hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a water
tower.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she plays the interior line.
Yo mama's so fat, when she put on some BVD's by the time they reached her
waist they spelled "BouleVarD."
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the
milk carton.
Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio
station.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
Yo mama's so fat, when she saw a yellow bus going down the road she yelled
"Hey! Stop that Twinkie."
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits in a chair, the rolls on her legs, cover her
feet like a blanket.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went
on.
Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says "One at a time,
please."
Yo mama's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming
pool.
Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.
Yo mama's so fat, when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she travels, she's gotta make two trips.
Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back
party.
Yo mama's so fat, when she volunteered to clean cages at the zoo, people
walked by and said "Look at the elephant!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks across the living room, the radio skips.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the street everyone yells
"Earthquake!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the street, you can hear her hips
saying to each other "If you let me by, I'll let you pass."
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V., you miss 5 minutes of
your show.
Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she
got blue prints.
Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the
doctor gave her 5 years to live.
Yo mama's so fat, when she was walking in her jeans I swear I smelled
something burning.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a purple sweater people call her "Barney."
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a red dress people yell "Hey Kool-Aid Man."
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think its the
school bus.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people call her "Taxi!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't show.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to a dating service, they matched her up
with Detroit.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket
across Lake Michigan.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her
ass back in the water.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the Rose Parade they thought she was a
float.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it
was American Airlines biggest jet.
Yo mama's so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the
screen.
Yo mama's so fat, when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket she wanted,
she said the one on the roof.
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she
couldn't identify them.
Yo mama's so fat, when yo father fell in love with her he got lost.
Yo mama's so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop.
Yo mama's so fat, Yo father didn't know whether to fuck her or take the
burro ride down.
Yo mama's so fat, you can pinch an inch on her forehead.
Yo mama's so fat, you can smack it up, flip it, and rub it down all at the
same time.
Yo mama's so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's
gliding across the floor.
Yo mama's so fat, you could go swimming in her bra.
Yo mama's so fat, your daddy had to roll her in flower and look for the wet
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