Yo mama's so stupid 3

 Yo mama's so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitimate" because she couldn't read.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took lessons for a player piano.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a carpool.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to insult you and started with "Yo mama's so..."
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to melt squeeze Parkay.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to strangle herself with a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so stupid, she used a vibrator for an egg beater.
Yo mama's so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she went on Double Dare and when they asked her name she said "I think I'll take the physical challenge."
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the Gap to get her teeth fixed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she wiped her ass before she took a shit.
Yo mama's so stupid, she wouldn't know up from down if she had three guesses.
Yo mama's so stupid, the bitch snuck on the bus and paid to get off.
Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.
Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade.
Yo mama's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F, and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo mama's so stupid, when her husband lost his marbles she bought him new ones.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I asked her if she wanted to play one on one, she said "Ok, but what's the teams?"
Yo mama's so stupid, when I gave her a dollar and asked for a quater back, she gave me Dan Marino.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds like this... Vroom, Screech, Vroom, Screech.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put "O.K."
Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she went by the YMCA she said "Hey, they spelled Macy's wrong."
Yo mama's so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said "Hey Boss, all the small one's are gone."
Yo mama's so stupid, when someone said "Take the trash out," she moved.
Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper.
Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama's so stupid, you can make her eyes twinkle by shining light in her ears.
Yo mama's so stupid, you can tell when she's used the computer because there's White Out all over the screen.

 

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