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On a flight from New York to Paris, soon
after take-off the pilot announces: "I'm sorry, but we have lost one of our
engines. Subsequently, we will arrive in Paris approximately half an hour
late."
A few minutes later, he comes on again:
"Hate to disappoint you folks, but another engine is down. Don't panic
- we've still got two going, but now we'll be about 2 hours late."
After another few minutes, he comes on again:
"Look, I am really sorry about this, but somehow we have lost our third
engine. Still nothing serious to worry about, but we will be about five
hours late to Paris."
After hearing this, the blonde turns to the guy sitting next to him and
remarks,
"If we lose the other one, we'll be up here all night."
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